You Can Ring My Bell

but the whole anonymous heavy breathing thing? that you have to quit. i don't get it. what is the whole deal with dialing someone's number to inhale and exhale for a good minute and then hang up without a hello, how are you doing? what? were you raised in cave? or that guy in the gym who is leering at you and taking obvious pleasure at your discomfort. but if i come over and kick you in the gonads then all of a sudden i am the one with the problem. i just wanted to get an idea of how it is to feel uncomfortable. if you feel that you love me or hate me, you just come over and let's talk it over. you may find out that i am a messed up bitch who is not worth your time and energy. alternatively, we may find out that we are meant to be together forever. either way, your gonads will still be intact.