i watch a lot of crime television (mostly fiction. i really can't handle the truth). and, boy, if i had a dollar for every time i hear a suspect utter the words - talk to my lawyer - well, i would be blogging to you from my private island.
but i watch all of this and i am thinking - seriously, all these people have a lawyer just hanging about waiting for something to happen so that they can be spoken to? i mean not all these tv characters are rich, so how can they afford to just have a lawyer on retainer? then i think, maybe i need to look into this; maybe it is the smart thing to do, like home insurance, to make sure you have a lawyer in case anything happens. but then the show gets exciting and i get distracted.
but then, the other day at work, we had an angry caller. seems somehow a 12 inch knife had ended up in the caller's behind (long story) and somehow the caller felt that we were to blame. one moment we are having a conversation, the next she is shouting that we would have to talk to her attorney. and this was real life!
i want one too!!!
7 comments:
you could marry one -
and keep in a drawer until you
need him:)
You are like a Female Seinfeld
anon
she IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROTFLMBAO!!! The 12 inch knife!
lol! as long as he doesn't talk or try to charge me for it either!
anonymous and sophie... thank you much! i am a huge seinfeld fan. a friend gave me some for my ipod and it is funny EVERY time!
lol! ekz, just yesterday there was a pair of scissors on my seat and guess what? i saw them and managed to move them before i sat down... crazy, huh?
You seem to work in a dangerous place- isn't there an emergency number for layers? :)
haha! it seems i do... you would never think it to walk into our very quiet office.
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